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regular guy seeks his regular girl...i'm stable and relatively fit for a guy my age who doesn't act his age. i'm 5'9", 190# blue eyes, full head of hair and average looking...you need to be a stunning beauty with big tits, a trust fund and know how to shape surfboards. just kidding of course but please be on the slender side...i like 'em skinny and the size of your rack means nothing to me. not a knock on you curvy types...we all have our type.
my list of likes includes;
warm beaches, cold beer strong coffee, big dogs, happy girls , airplane rides, surfing, skiing, motorcycles, movies, books, live music
my dislikes include;
opera, cat ladies, crappy drivers, self impressed assholes (no offense to the entirety of Orange County), workaholics, dummies.
i have a well developed sense of humor, a steady income, a great dog and lots of surfboards. i'm a single dad and my last has shuffled off to college out of town.
let's reclaim our social lives. lets get going to make this next year the best one ever. you and me baby, lots of laughs, plenty of wild sex, a few road trips, cocktail hour now and then...cook dinner at home and just be regular normal best friends.
so far i have received seven spambot replies. if you want to reply (please reply!) please use the words 'permanent vacation' in the subject line
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