Married women want casual sex Wayne No-BS "BBW" Looking for Best Friend, Lover, Life Partner
It's a long read, but hopefully, it'll be worth it to some amazing guy out there who's in the same boat as me...
A little background about me first...I'm not going to sugarcoat being fat; just used "BBW" since that's what most of the big girls seem to use on here. I'm fat - it is what it is. I have some pretty serious physical issues (girl stuff) that have led to hormonal/insulin issues that have led to a massive amount of weight gain over the last 7 years (and when I say massive, I mean massive - over 100lbs). After struggling with shitty doctors who either just didn't give a shit or are just total morons, I finally just got a diagnosis for this stuff in the spring and got put on medication, yadda yadda. I'm not yet fixed to a point of where I've started to lose the weight again, but I'm hoping my doctor will figure out the right amount combo of meds soon. In the mean time, I'm a Paleo girl. If you're looking for a girl who will eat buckets of chicken wings and wash it down with a gallon of soda with you - I'm not your gal. I don't do sugar, dairy, grains, potatoes, legumes, processed foods or most oils. Yes, I can still eat at non-fast food restaurants, as long as it's not Big Bertha's Greasy Spoon Restaurant. So what I'm saying is I'm fat...trying to do what I can to become unfat once again just short of stopping eating all together, but for now...again, it is what it is. I felt the need to explain because I'm NOT one of those chicks who just let herself go, and I absolutely refuse to be put into that category. The last seven years of my life have been hell health-wise, especially going so long without a diagnosis and thus, no treatment. The end result of so much time elapsing before figuring out what was going on is me being...FAT. If you can't deal with it, please don't message me. I know the situation is different, but maybe you're struggling to lose weight too? That's cool...perhaps we could be a support system for each other. But I warn you - I'm brutally strict...no falling off the wagon for this chick. :)
With that being said, I'm a pretty attractive chick. No that's not ego talking, it's confidence; confidence that has been reaffirmed by many compliments, even throughout my fat years. I'm college-educated, a liberal Democrat (better known as leftist pinko commie in the south), a Christian, humanitarian, gay rights' activist, animal lover (no, not in the creepy southern way), an avid sports fan and a lover of many styles of music (sans rap). I'm drug-free, STD-free and drama-free, and I plan to stay that way on all accounts. I'm white, totally single (no psycho exes lingering) and I don't have any kiddos...though I would really love one or two someday (more than two is just overkill, isn't it?)! I'm a bit of a tall gal at 5'9", and I should mention that I absolutely will not date anyone shorter than me under any circumstances - sorry short fellas - while I often find myself looking down on men in general, I don't want to literally have to look down. Just creeps me out. Not gonna happen. I consider myself to be quite hilarious - I'm always cutting up joking around - but I also know when to be serious. My best friend s me a "frat boy" since I apparently have a sarcastic and often dirty sense of humor, much like your average young college chap (don't worry, no surprise body parts here). I can definitely be a bit brash and brazen at times, but I'm probably one of the sweetest, most loving, most genuine people you will ever meet.
I'm looking for a single, white male who is at least relatively sane. I realize that asking for someone totally sane is apparently too much to ask, so I'm willing to compromise a little. If you're a liar and/or a cheater, save yourself some time and embarrassment and move onto some other gal - I'm too smart for ya, and I'm a pretty sane gal, but a little crazy has been known to get whipped out when I'm being lied to or cheated on...so what I'm saying is that I'm looking for someone honest and loyal. Capisce? Please also be employed, have goals and serious ambition in life (as I do too). If you're one of those talk the talk people who don't also walk the walk, we probably won't get along. Also, if you consider yourself conservative, I can guarantee that we won't get along, so no conservative fellas please. Also, an obscure but necessary thing to mention is that I cannot and will not date someone who hunts. I don't particularly care for fishing either, but I find it slightly less offensive than hunting. Just throwin' that out there. You must be clean (have good hygiene), be disease-free, drug-free and drama-free. Prefer someone who is at least 6ft tall since I'm a tall chick. Please be 30-40 years old - I absolutely am NOT looking for anyone under age 30 - sorry dudes, I tried, but I just can't do it. You're still not grown up enough for me. Due to the number of responses I've gotten from older gentlemen, I feel compelled to say that I'm flattered, but not interested in anyone over 40ish.
Turn-offs: Liars, cheaters, moobs (ya know...man boobs), nasty/messed up teeth, conservatives, short men, old men.
Oh yeah...what am I looking for? I'm looking for what most people are looking for...that special someone to share their life with. I believe that the strongest and best relationships are founded on a basis of friendship, so I guess essentially, I'm looking for my best friend who will inevitably end up being something much more than that.
If you're intrigued by what you've read and think you might be a good match for me, shoot me a short email (a couple sentences) and tell me a bit about yourself. I'm not completely shallow, but physical attraction is definitely part of the equation, so please attach a relatively recent picture of yourself. Emails without pictures will go straight to the trash folder. If I'm interested, I'll respond back with a picture also. And regardless of what anyone thought about my novel of an ad, I wish you all the best on your quest for love. Thanks for reading. :)
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